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[+] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 108 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago* (11 children) I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum. If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary. Edit: I just looked up this Aella person Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [+] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] Egon@hexbear.net [S] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children) They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 child) They apparently only got three minutes each Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 point 2 years ago Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2. permalink fedilink source parent [–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago Oh Christ, yeah. That's not great. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues permalink fedilink source parent [–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 84 points 2 years ago* (11 children) I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum. If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary. Edit: I just looked up this Aella person Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 11 child comments replies: [+] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] Egon@hexbear.net [S] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children) They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 child) They apparently only got three minutes each Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 point 2 years ago Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2. permalink fedilink source parent [–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago Oh Christ, yeah. That's not great. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues permalink fedilink source parent [–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know permalink fedilink source parent
[+] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Egon@hexbear.net [S] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children) They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 child) They apparently only got three minutes each Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 point 2 years ago Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 66 points 2 years ago (1 child) They apparently only got three minutes each Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 point 2 years ago Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 1 point 2 years ago Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 child) They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago Oh Christ, yeah. That's not great. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago Oh Christ, yeah. That's not great. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago I can't come sometimes, it's a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago she was a rationalist blogger before she was a sex worker as far as i know permalink fedilink source parent