Texas. It's what we said it was.
this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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ain't gotta have the smarts to play the foosball
Remember, he's a college student.
There is no such thing as space all the planets are just bunched up together you can walk to Mars. It's all the conspiracy by big NASA.
This guy's ignorance probably extends to not knowing anything about Buzz Aldrin's religious communion on the Moon.
Remember to reach for the stars because the stars don't have arms to reach for you!
I volunteer him for the Mars colony.
Don't look up!
Oh no, he figured out the sky is just a crusty jpeg!
Deploy the Illuminati agents.
Well he obviously wasn't picked for his intellect.
Some people just shouldn't be part of society.
He surely won't mind if we shoot him into the outer part of "that in which he doesn't believe" then.
Dont hold it against him, this rambling wreck might make a heck of an engineer someday.
I don't know anything about American football, or baseball and I guess DB doesn't mean database.
Seems to have a lot of head space