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Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Blowing up a shark

vandalism i think? (splatoon 3)

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

Can’t catch me if I’m 5 parallel dimensions ahead of them! (5D chess with multiverse time travel)

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Illegal Gambling

Genocide of an entire species through starvation because ghosts told me to, as well as US-tier urban planning. (Against the Storm)

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Speeding (STK)

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.