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Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Running someone over with a train (Factorio)

Animal abuse

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Necromancy

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Illegal Gambling

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Touching paintings.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Poaching and illegal animal trade. With some slavery on the side.

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.