Animal abuse

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Running someone over with a train (Factorio)

Constructing a wood and stone platform in a void world without a permit. Surely that's only worth a fine and a warning.

I may also have stabbed one or two uh, dozen, orcs in my dark room.

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Necromancy

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Illegal Gambling

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Touching paintings.

I control a giant dinosaur cyborg that shoots nukes out of its chest.

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.