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I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

Killing hundreds of zombies, skeletons, creepers, and Illagers, not so I can save the villagers they wrongly imprisoned, but so I can get that one specific gilded sword.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

not slaying the princess I guess.

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

Rimworld players:

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Locking my child in a chest in the basement until he dies

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

I don't know... Majonging?

Building without a permit

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

reckless driving

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Intergalactic genocide

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Do porn games on an old android count?

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer