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Stomping on animals and humans until they die

Driving around on a bike that would get ticketed for too low speed and killing everything and everyone that I come across (Days gone).

I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

Battling demons at midnight in a skyscraper. And shooting myself in the head to do it.

Destroying a coal mine with magic

Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)

Being a Bulbasur that saves the world from natural disasters

Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.

My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.

… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.

Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets

Abusing animals for labor and fighting with other animals.

monopoly, anti-trust (OpenTTD)

I genuinely don't know what could be illegal in Outer Wilds, tbh.

Korok abuse

Racing through heavy traffic like an utter sociopath with not only a death wish for myself but also for everybody else on the road.

Which you know, sigh is how people with cool cars tend to drive in real life and I always see them fly by on the highway and am like “Why the hell aren’t you doing this in a video game??”. When you hit a car in a video game at 80mph no one dies, turns out that doing this in real life tends to actually kill people though weirdly.

Just the loudness alone of cool cars all souped up with custom painfully loud exhaust is absolutely insufferable from a noise pollution standpoint. What assholes lol.

I get why people find it fun though….. which is why I have a blast doing it in a video game.

Theft of hats and sunglasses from many denizens on the beach, in the forest and on the mountain.

Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.

Splatting in public.

Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.