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Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.
My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.
… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.