Context: The CEO of Tumblr has been publicly melting down about a transfem user for days
Sadly he deleted this absolute banger of a post
Bigtittycockgf posted adult content?
That's disgusting! Where? 
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2024
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It's me, laddies, the irishbigcockgirl, top 'o the mornin' to ya
But my mother calls me Tipp. Tipp Fitzpatrick!
One person came up with all these absolute bangers?
They're .1% of Brace's alts
Cumspangler. Yeah i salute the cumsplangled banner. 
In this house, we stand erect for the flag
If I was CEO of a tech company I would simply make my money and not use social media at all
brb see you losers later on my new account: cumspangler
I'm catgirlhairball
I feel like there's a cute SFW comic over this premise waiting to happen.
Catgirl suddenly appears to be choking, someone starts the Heimlich manouvre, but then she horks up a litre of tangled hair and bile over the Important Businessman in at the next table.
'It's not just ears and a tail, you simpleminded perverts."
self-report with the force of a hydrogen bomb
Im claiming sapiosexual-breeder and you can't have it! (We can't have the same account name)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess their followers know? 
Even with the provided context, 
burgerfootjob 🇺🇸🍔🦅
so fuckin good
Love that she had to have both bigtittycockgf and bigcocktittygf
is this a list he's personally collated, or is he using his authority within tumblr to have people extract this data for him? I need so much more context I'm dying here
A+ account names IMO. If only I could get out of my millennial brain and start making funny shit like that.
I would also legit just take catgirlhairball as a username.
I only knew about catgirlforeskin, this is incredible. Also predstrogen 'n' bredstrogen, name a more iconic duo
bigtittycockgf: 
bigcocktittygf: 
irishbigcockgirl 
showersharts here
This guy is exactly the sort of weirdo who should be CEO of Tumblr. Not just some suit who sees it as a money-making opportunity, but an egotistical freak who can't help but personally engage with the users of his site.
Just like with Elon, he's clearly going to ruin the site. But it's just so appropriate. Inmates running the asylum.
muskmommy 
Showersharts is too real
W-what?
Sapiosexual-breeder, reporting for duty 🫡
there's such beauty in the simplicity of girltaint
I heard Matt Mullenweg yelling these names angrily as I read this
muskmommy
