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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm not gonna worry about it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

unlive, rather

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

shrugs I just do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nothing changes for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I gotta get to Greece!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Make of me what you will…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Omnipotence helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No one knows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m a tree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I was almost a music major.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty good I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

At least I'll never go hungry, but eventually I'll get sick of myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess I need to find a Gleemonex dealer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I mean, you tell me.

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