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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'll be real man my rants about leftist politics are not getting me laid

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

obama-spike

"Those ethereal bisexuals and long legged socialists are tough nuts to crack"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rants: no

Generally being involved with leftist activism: yes

But sharkfucker... you're looking in the wrong place anyway. Have you tried throwing chum into the ocean? I hear sharks love chum.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I'm looking for a rare land shark at the moment. They're quite elusive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Whenever I ask a man if he's a communist and he says no, I proceed not to have sex with him. I think if they said yes, they'd get laid.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

speech-r

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's funny because when I got in to communism it was more like, "You're telling me I don't have to fuck and I just get to read books? Sign me up!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Reject reproduction, embrace the theories

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Well communism did get him laid, twice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Better yet, I'll find a Communist to sleep with so that I don't have to read theory. They'll just read it to me as a bed time story right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I heard his nephew was named Karl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Does listeing to s4a while I play beamng count as reading theory?

Tried just reading theory undistracted on a my old kindle but I bounced off it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Marx only wrote it to get laid, so you have that in common