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"Shots fired" (hexbear.net)
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He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like "shots fired" and "I'm hit"

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

isn't this the plot to chicken little

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

lol, if someone told me this was a guerilla promotional campaign for Hot Fuzz I would absolutely believe it

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our goons really are trained by the idf-cool.

That bastard should be in a clinical mental institution, not a cop.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Oh sure but when I climb aboard a roller coaster with a belt fed machine-gun, tie on a blindfold, and hold down the trigger the entire duration of the ride they kick me off the force.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

forgot to say "shots fired"

rookie mistake

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When you think yourself an action hero, even mudane everyday noises sound like a threat

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

A troop of adolescent chimpanzees would be a better peace keeping force.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Literal baby brain shit.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

DEEZ NUTS

officer-down

GOTTI

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Keystone cops

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

holy shit that video is so good

:wiggum-officer-down:

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

How much does the US rely on tourism? This is the kinda shit that makes me not want to visit.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

This is straight out of the simpsons

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