He rolled on the ground, unloaded a full clip into his own police car where there was a HANDCUFFED SUSPECT and yelled things like "shots fired" and "I'm hit"
isn't this the plot to chicken little
lol, if someone told me this was a guerilla promotional campaign for Hot Fuzz I would absolutely believe it
Our goons really are trained by the 
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That bastard should be in a clinical mental institution, not a cop.
Oh sure but when I climb aboard a roller coaster with a belt fed machine-gun, tie on a blindfold, and hold down the trigger the entire duration of the ride they kick me off the force.
forgot to say "shots fired"
rookie mistake
When you think yourself an action hero, even mudane everyday noises sound like a threat
Pathetic
A troop of adolescent chimpanzees would be a better peace keeping force.
Literal baby brain shit.
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTI
Keystone cops
holy shit that video is so good
:wiggum-officer-down:
How much does the US rely on tourism? This is the kinda shit that makes me not want to visit.
This is straight out of the simpsons
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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