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[–] 58 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

I've done the same. I love mushroom soup. I love egg nog. I once tried to put the two together because I had run out of milk.

Now I'm not one to waste things, so I tried to finish it but could only stomach a few mouthfuls. Whatever unholy mixture that turned out to be needed to be buried a minimum of 10 feet deep in a lead container with warnings in every possible language to future generations to leave it the fuck alone.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I tried that once with hot cocoa. my logic was that going from water to milk makes hot cocoa far richer and tastier, even better if it's whole milk. egg nog is even richer and tastier than whole milk, so clearly cocoa nog should be delicious. nope

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago

    Didn't have milk but had chocolate milk, definitely a robot.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Hahaha

    Rice and tortilla chips are both basically solid carbohydrates, right? So like, what's the difference between eating refried beans with tortilla chips, and putting refried beans in rice?

    What they have in common is that they both make me not hungry anymore. The difference is how.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you make Mexican rice, it kicks ass with beans.

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    To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.

    He let me go with a warning

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    You don't even really need milk for mashed potato, just put extra butter in.

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    [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Tips:

    Instead of wrecking the entirety of your cooking when introducing something that may not work so well, put a small amount of the new thing in your mouth with a bit of what you’re cooking.

    In this case, take a spoonful of mashed potato without swallowing and then a sip of chocolate milk . Do you want an entire bowl of that?

    Sometimes even just smelling one with a taste of the other is enough to decide.

    Also, try a big spoonful of sour cream in your homemade mashed potato along with your regular seasonings. Awesome.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I've cooked some weird stuff before. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. As I've gained experience, my cooking has improved and the number of failures has decreased. Same with every other skill. If it's not dangerous or expensive, just do it and see what happens!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Hell yeah. We are born as scientists and the adults around us extinguish that drive.

    Kids always ask why. Why use milk, and not chocolate milk? Well, now you know why, and nobody told you.

    Return to childhood, explore all those questions. That’s what you exist for! Questions! We are the universe trying to understand itself.

    I used to be a terrible cook, but I’ve learned from those bland bean stews and barely-edible noodle dishes. Now I can eat everything I make, and most other people can too (sodium free, so challenge for some; magnesium salt isn’t the same)

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    See the meme. Try the meme. Become the meme.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I like pizza.

    I like candy corn.

    Saw weird post saying put candy corn on pizza.

    I will never do that again.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I like pizza.

    I like General Tso's Chicken

    Made a General Tso's Chicken Pizza.

    That shit is delicious.

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Sour cream, cream cheese, butter, lots of options other that choccy milk

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I love olive oil and I like mayonnaise, but making mayonnaise with olive oil is a mistake.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    What an idiot. Everyone knows you use chocolate soymilk not chocolate milk.

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I've made a lot of macaroni and cheese in my day, and I haven't always had the luxury of being able to afford milk. My go-to in that scenario is to use at least double the recipe's butter, and substitute the required milk with about 75% as much water.

    It makes the mac and squeaky and it tastes.. not very good.

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Does it come out brown? 🤔

    Could I prank someone by making chocolate mashed potatoes and say it's frosting?

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    [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I mean if it had tasted good he would be upon an amazing discovery. Sometimes try and error helps.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Put some pickle juice in your mashed potatos and maybe a bit of lemon juice, that shit is the bomb

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