▲ 1019 ▼ Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev) submitted 2 years ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 67 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] db2@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (4 children) SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty'; permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (1 child) ...AND behavior = 'nice'? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work permalink fedilink source parent [–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc permalink fedilink source parent [–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I would not fill my glass with string. permalink fedilink source parent [–] astraeus@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) glass_content === 0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (1 child) ...AND behavior = 'nice'? For reference: https://img.ifunny.co/images/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72524380e9dbb0e204bdc66d217fed3e4_1.jpg permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work permalink fedilink source parent
[–] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc permalink fedilink source parent
[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I would not fill my glass with string. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] astraeus@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child) glass_content === 0 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES permalink fedilink source parent