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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What's not to love?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.

    Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.

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