If you've ever lived in a rural area, this isn't even remotely onion level weird.

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Now let’s dig a hole in the yard

This is pedantic but it annoys me every time I hear someone say it, let alone see it in writing: amphetamine can be plural; methamphetamine never is. Meth is an amphetamine, technically a substituted amphetamine, one of several such amphetamines.

It's genius, once all your teeth fall out what are you going to want to eat? Soft serve!

Back in the 90s, I was an exchange student in Australia, and there was a Pizza Hut where you could place an order for "1 stick of garlic bread" and they'd sell you weed.

I also recall a Wienerschnitzel near my mom's apartment in Sacramento, CA selling cocaine out the drive-thru window around the same time period.

Now that's a way to keep your customers coming back!

I used to work at a major fast food restaurant with a drive-thru. My coworker sold weed through that drive-thru.

My town had a local shawarma place get busted for cocaine smuggling. I always laughed at the thought of some new guy getting nervous.

"Anything to drink, sir?"
"Do you guys have any coke?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? GET OUT OF HERE!"

i mean just leave them be

what, are people gonna just stop doing meth because the cops made it slightly harder to get?

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My hometown had the Dairy Queen raided by the DEA back in the early 90s. They sold all sorts of drugs off of a secret menu.

That location is always out of straws.

It's true what they say, you can get meth at the dairy Queen in Clifton, Texas

In the town I used to live, it was the KFC instead. The Ford lot across the street was where they cooked it.