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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say (www.usatoday.com)

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I remember that our KFC got busted by selling because the code was for "an extra biscuit". I was like "who doesn't order extra biscuits?!" Dumbest code word ever.

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[–] grayman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Code should have been an extra large side of green beans. No one ate that nasty mush of canned green beans.

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