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Now there's a man that knows how to get nailed.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Holy shit dude 😂

[-] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago

I've found this amazing prop store! "Bad Dragons", you know them? They got merch!

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

One of these memes led me to their store. They actually have really nice hats, shirts, hoodies, game mats, dice sets, cups, mugs, etc., and the prices are pretty low given the quality.

I got the black cap with the embroidered dragon. https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

They sell toys for fantasy role-playing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I do believe that was the joke.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

“Making Fantasies Real®️”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You can get Tako as a teenie-weenie and it’d be the perfect size!

[-] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Father, recognizing it's the one that went missing from his collection.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Grandma: "Why, Johnny that looks like the Tingler model you had in '59! Remember that one? You somehow accidentally sat down on it in the bath..."

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Beware the touch attack on that monster.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

I see where this is going...

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is the kinda nostalgia that slaps my brain off for a sec and makes me reboot

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

omg, now I kinda wanna climb to the tower again

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

The best part about this is that the section near the tip is clearly more worn out than the rest.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For any depth D the tip experiences D^2/2 times the wear, so that’s natural.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Taking into account the time investment, (I’ll use federal minimum wage even though your time is worth a whole lot more than that) this wouldn’t be much more expensive than a well-painted kraken mini.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used to date some one into tentacles, and some how it started with homestuck.

Edit: OH FUCK I DIDNT KNOW

https://old.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ubujb/theorytrigger_warning_troll_reproduction/

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I would allow this at my table

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's a dildo... Right? What other purpose could it have

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Dungeons & Bad Dragons

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It's a special spoon you need to make steamed hams.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That can't be comfortable.... right?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Stretch goals

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"I have a plan!"

Grabs the dildo and kiesters it

"I have sent it to the shadow realm."

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Dungeons and Bad Dragons

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Trying to get interviewed by the BBC?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I've been doing poorly at my guessing game lately, but if this wasn't you I was going to sacrificially burn my favorite sex toy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I'm learning things about you I never meant to and I regret doing so."

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