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[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

:w

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Average day in (neo)vim

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

So choose wisely. All other editor instances must remain open forever.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I use quake style terminals, and often start writing a file and completely forget about it and turn off the computer, and only remember what i left behind when i find the random recovery files around, so :w a lot is quite useful for me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Quake? The FPS? I'm confused, though I knew a little about Linux

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Yes, on classic fps you could spaw a console that will drop down from the top os the screen, some terminal emulators allow you to do that.

I like it because then i have the terminal always open that i just draw from the top of the screen with a keypress

On KDE i do that with Yakuake, and on gnome with tilix

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Some of us have PTSD from losing work back in the day. Now it’s just habit.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

We can optimize this further:

unsatisfied = true
while(unsatisfied) {
    key.dispatch(
        Keyboard::Ctrl,
        Keyboard::s
    )
}

..No, there is no instance where unsatisfied changes state

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You should just be able to while(true)

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

When you do this using Word online it be like “chill dude we autosave here, we got you” and I’m like “brother I do not trust you”.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

You are wise beyond your years.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

It's because the first time doesn't always work. I swear, sometimes it doesn't!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Ctrl + C literally doesn't work at times, it drives me crazy. It might be due to some shitty applications and websites overriding it or adding complexity (Like copying not only the text but additional information).

I'm often 100% sure I copied the text, change the window and an old clipboard entry gets pasted.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

God I hate this so much. It's especially frustrating on mobile where it takes like thirty seconds to try to get the right part of the text copied and use the fucking magnified blue dots... Ugh.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

CTRL + Shift + S is the real GOAT

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Most accurate

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

C-x C-s wtf!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I really should turn on auto save when vscode loses focus.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Ctrl+s means "stop the presses" to VT100 terminal emulators and you have to press ctrl+q to resume. Key combinations from a different era.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I've never had to think about that with Intellij IDEA. It just works!

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

I just can't stand Kate showing me a little orange bar meaning I have not saved the changes yet. The bar must be green! I am a slave to the green bar. The white dot in vscode (I use an open source build) is a bit more tolerable, but whenever I notice it I HAVE to save the file.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Dude I save almost every time I type anything. It's muscle memory at this point.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

lol, me when I transfer shit to my USB thumb drive.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

MFRs are saving each keystroke they have access to.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Cost/benefit

Manually saving will save a lot more time than it not saving

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is me in eclipse.

Because I used to do the single save and it failed

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Oh, eclipse. I'm still happy I don't have to save in intellij .

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I trust auto save in... Souls games.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

sync ; sync ; sync ; shutdown -h now

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Using JetBrains product, I never explicitly save while programming 😅

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meanwhile I, a gentleman

nmap <CR> :w<CR>

Binding the Enter key to save the current buffer. 🧐

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Closing tabs and one of them asks if you want to save changes

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
:for _ in range(32) | w | endfor
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

But then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Dude, win + d fucks, and it fucks hard. Just press it again if you can't handle

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