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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You should just be able to while(true)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That sounds like an excuse.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, most modern brains have a builtin jit compiler, so when a habit starts to form, the check will be optimised out. (It saves excess neurons from being generated.)