I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUS

Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn't.

Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.

my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.

she abstained of course but the craving was there

I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.

Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.

This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you're drinking Gain. If they ask you what your problem is, assure them you intend to pay.

Which island?

So, she died from that, right?

I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn't even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.

"I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened" video dropping soon

Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn't see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.