Shit.........
Hope your not a phlebotomists.
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
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That's me in the spot
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losing my Capri-Sun
Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?
Judging by the expiration date on the back of the capri sun, it could've been anytime since the big bang up until today!
I have specuil skill for these kinda thing a super power if you will and i say january 26th 2024 4:39 (also i am wizard lemmings)
Nah, it's older, WAAAAY older. Anyone can take an old picture and add todays date to it. Your superpower is unimpressive and I bet you couldn't even beat Goku with it
Did you miss the part where i said i am a wizard
Old camera nostalgia
Double puncture during cannulation. You need to flatten the needle after flashback before advancing a little more.
Then you have to occluded the vessel before removing the needle, unless you have one of those fancy self-occluding cannulas.
It's official ... you suck
That is usually how straws work, but it might not be very effective here.
Usually when things work out right, you suck and you get to enjoy a nice drink ..... but in this case, they just suck.
Tja...
Where did you get a Capri sun with a plastic straw? Every since like 2 or 3 years ago they just do paper ones
I remember once finding one with a plastic straw 6 months after they switched to paper ones, it felt like a jackpot, I can't imagine they make them with plastic ones though
Wisconsin. Haven't seen the paper straws. This pouch happens to be a Kool-Aid version, if that matters...
Must be an US thing, I live in Europe so it kinda makes sense
Never had kool-aid but heard of it, never knew they made a collab
Don't know if this is still the case, but last time I had a Capri Sun in Europe 2007-ish it was a completely different drink than what I was used to in the US. It was actually more like a fruit juice and had a vibrant color (I emptied it into a cup to see). Compared to our clear, sugar-watery Capri Suns, I thought it was way better. Curious if that's still the way it is over there.
Not much tastes the same anymore. The wife and I started freezing different flavors for ice packs in our cooler while camping. As they thawed our boys would get to drink them. Boys are grown, but habits.....
this is why I just poke them through the bottom somehwere...
I'd double down and attempt to pierce another one through the back of the first.
Fresh pain
Aren't you a little old for juice with a straw?
Cut the top off that thing and drink it like a man.
Just flip that thing over and stab it in the butt. That's the way true Capri-Sun OGs have been doing for decades.
Set it on a table and plunge the straw into the middle of the pouch like you're performing a ritual sacrifice.
Toss the straw and bite your way into the sack like a real man