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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

clearly you haven't had a sandwich before

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The sand from the shooting range has that sweet lead aftertaste

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Once you get past the texture it's pretty decent

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

then don't join the club it's not that hard

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

they probably wouldn't grant me the rank of master anways...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why actually? I've heard that if you're accompanied by sand, you can get anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The bullet that comes out.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Bullets" come in all shapes and sizes and for all kinds of different people, friend. A single kink... er.. link usually wouldn't suffice, but I think I have you covered.

Enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Haha something else is soon gonna be covered

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You. Tucked in. Nice 'n cozy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's...and you feel it and...it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dale Gribble has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

excuse you, that's obviously Bill. Dale has convinced him to join his special club

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You cannot be of joinings Toki’s special club

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Shit bro sign me up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

scenically pisses on your sand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I found the undercover cat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This has Alan Wagner vibes all over it...

https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

NOPE Chuck Testa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is this by obvious plant?