In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

What's the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

Don't know how there would be that much copper in there.

That doesn't sound quite right, but I'm sure there's some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

Gotta enforce speed limits.

And these things don't shoot you if you look at them wrong – or are black.

Edit: "No, you can't just stick a camera worth a couple of thousand [local currency] next to the road, that takes photographic evidence of infractions. You gotta rip out the entire surface, redesign the sides and introduce a few sharp curves by demolishing a few blocks of buildings here and there. In the mean time speed is only enforced by violent cops who feel like you were speeding.

It's the only logical way."

And what would it be doing in there?

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah...what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let's train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

let the intrusive thoughts win