That was so much more fun than it had any right to be.

Z++

How regular C++ feels if English isn’t your first language

this had me deadass laughin fr fr no cap

Gen Z++

That's called a Domain-specific Language.

I was following along until the bussin loop. What is it trying to yeet?

ngl, SQL could use some rejuvenation

Finally, an actual programming language. So long, Fortran.

Gen-X here. Is it weird that I found the Z++ version easier to read?

fr, I didn't know dat macros could be used to make nu programming languages.

Ages ago downloaded some code for handling volume control for me to extend, it was a VB developer using c and they did the same, I just closed it and found some other code to use. 🙄

So...you took C++, and turned it into COBOL. I'm not sure if I'm impressed or horrified.

This feels like those boomer comics about how dumb millennials are

You could do this so much better than this

Gangsta C++, for the ammo endowed.

Finally! I'm now deadass hip with the new lingo.

LETTSSS GOOOOOO

The count of imports or the syntax?