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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hello my future godzilla girlfriend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was going to ask DayOfDoom out, but you made the funnier post full of a casual, non-desperate bravado.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

GOD DAMN IT.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a license so you'd have to come pick me up and also you better mask. Also going to refer to you as "my girlfriend" to the two theater workers we interact with on our first date and I'll give you the side-eye whenever you visibly grimace at me doing this because you're making a scene (while I'm the whole act).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Also, I'm short on cash so if you could pay for the tickets and my XL vanilla coke that'd be cool. Will be marking you on how good your summary of the part of the movie I miss when I go to the washroom 65 minutes into it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would a they/them be good enough? powercry-1

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends how good your movie opinions are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Would be nice to have a GF call me up to talk about movies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

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