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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Communism is when you have two cows, and the government takes both.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Socialism is when the government does stuff.

And it's more socialism for the more stuff it does.

And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's Communism.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Communism is when the spoon is comically big.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

When I eat all the grain

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

is when the state does things

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And when it's only a few things? Socialism.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

A system based on democratic communities, the most basic of which is the HOA

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Communism is when uhh no iphone venezuela

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's when you are visited by an apparition of your loved ones, dissolve into an orange liquid in a cross-shaped explosion, and get applause from a penguin

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Marxism-leninism-evaism is the way forward! ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿง

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's exactly what you posted a picture of - nothing more, nothing less.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Communism is whatever tf Pol Pot was doin'

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's when the government gives everyone the same amount of human nature

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Communism is when 15 billion population died and then magically re-appeared to 20 billion population

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

communism is anything i don't like about capitalism or right-wing ideologies

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It is similar to a rareuism but it happens a lot more often

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I am coerced to ride a bicycle instead of Dodge RAM

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Communism is when government bootlicking, unlike capitalism, which is when megacorporation bootlicking.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Communism is when gamercide.

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Oh, you said wrong answers.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gomunism is when no food 1984 north korechina union bad government does stuff

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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