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[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

Not just guys, let me tell you

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Yeah I definitely want one

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that's why it has a clear masculine ring in my head

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

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[-] [email protected] 74 points 2 years ago

96 volt? This thing fucks

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

I'll take weapons that are as dangerous to the wielder as anyone else for $500...

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

You could say it's a double-edged sword

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even Warhammer 40000 chainswords usually have the blade shielded from the wielder's side. Yes, even the chaos and ork ones.

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Holy Chainsword, blessed be thy Machine Spirit

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

The planet broke before the Guard did.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Listen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Is it time to rip and tear?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Aesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

This is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

a back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.

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Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Any Warhammer game

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

You poor sweet summer child...

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

People are supposed to see Kite Man and think "hell yeah."

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

You're right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Can confirm.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

That's a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

I was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn't be like butter. You'd have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I'll be six trees ahead of you.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I have everything lying around to build one of these...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It's been 2 hours, where are progress pics?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

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Everything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.

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