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Uncle Rule (midwest.social)
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Lord, I actually googled that to see if it was real. These are the times in which we live.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

And? Don't leave us hanging!

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

It's not real, the original creator of the image took a still of the show and added the closed captioning.

Source

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah, see the original was actually an old tucker segment accusing liberals of making spiders less sexy.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

hanging...

spiders...

I see what you did there.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Hanging like some sexy spider.. 🕷️

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Damn that's a sexy spider

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[-] bdonvr 16 points 2 years ago

Your mandibles are heavenly!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lolth approves.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

My uncle is worried that us vaccinated people are going to spread something to him. Like something about the vaccine makes you dangerous.

I don’t know I don’t even care to be honest.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

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[-] bdonvr 35 points 2 years ago

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

but what even is the context of this???

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

Get that "useless nobody" shit outta here.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I mean, if you don't like that, then the op should post the image and caption without the fan fiction about your uncle too. I'm not sure the meme format is adding anything to the picture and half a meme format isn't adding half as much when it was already adding nothing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

... if it had a big red circle on Lumpy's dumb face, would you insist that removing it would break the image?

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

this screenshot is fake but yes

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

sexy spider warning

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy spiders

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

🕸️🕷️🕸️

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

At least they admit spiders are sexy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
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