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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (5 children)

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it

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    [–] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

    I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 years ago

    Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

    I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

    "Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Dont tell me what to do cunt.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

    Blessed are the cheesemakers?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    This image is fake. Can't believe I'm the only one that can tell.

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    After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    This is not a meme, and OP is always posting lies about the Holy Ghost 👻 . Everyone knows Jebus was a good Sumerian.

    Edit: Downvote me all you want. It just proves my point.

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    [–] 8 points 2 years ago (50 children)

    I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (16 children)

    Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (9 children)

    Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?

    Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?

    How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?

    You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (7 children)

    Extra-canonically he was certainly talking a lot about dank images:

    Jesus said, "When you see your likeness, you are happy. But when you see your images that came into being before you and that neither die nor become visible, how much you will have to bear!"

    • Gospel of Thomas saying 84

    [...] Jesus said to them, "When you make the two into one, [...] an image in place of an image, then you will enter [the kingdom]."

    • Gospel of Thomas saying 22

    (This was more relating to Plato's concept of eikon and what was effectively a version of the simulation hypothesis in antiquity, but if we throw out the context it could potentially be talking about making memes.)

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    [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    the word of the lord, amen

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Why should I give a damn what your religious figure says? This meme is stupid and you should feel bad. /s

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago
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