this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

That boy ain't honorable

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Today’s great day to die, I tell you hwhat!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Poor guy has 2 narrow urethras now

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

King of the House of Hill.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That boy ain’t honorable!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

People are going to think we didn't teach you honor, and I know we did!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“This charcoal has no honor!”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Taste the gagh, not those rocks."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kling of the Trill was right there! He literally married one!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want to replicate a got-dang hot dog.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A HEISENBERG COMPENSATOR IS?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Starships that do not run on propane are WITHOUT HONOR!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Propane, a true warriors gas!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

ah sell bat'leth and bat'leth accessories

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This skull of Gowron is supposed to stay white for twenty years. What's it been, seventeen, eighteen? Peggy, where's that receipt?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Transporter Heisenberg compensator.
The trans-whatnow?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Do I look like I know hwat a replicator is??? I just want a gaht dang hot dog!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

There's a tiny can of Klingon WD40 under that sash

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bobby outranking his father here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which is funnier, Riker as Boomhauer? Or Barclay?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Riker is Boomhauer, and Barclay is Bill for sure.

Tell me this doesn't have the same energy as Barclay's holodeck "adventures".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Who do we have as Dale? (Gowron?) Or Lucky?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmm, we need someone who's a little paranoid and has problems with authority... but I can't think of a perfect fit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have to admit that I don't remember this dude, but after a quick glance at memory alpha, he definitely looks the part! Just get him some sunglasses, a hat, and some pocket sand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sh sha shaa! Pocket mends!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lucky could be Paris, but that would make Luanne B'Elanna and I don't think that part works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

FOR PROPANE, COME TO ME!!!
Substitute Empath of the Year... three times in a row.
That's my cargo bay storage pod! I don't know you!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Propane to you! And your house

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Damnit Bobby, I told you not to mess with the teleporter."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That boy ain't right!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago