A person, easily. Worst case the authorities are involved and they're gone. Best case… well, let's not go there.
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I didn't talk about the best case…
I get that the question is an either/or, but nobody’s acknowledging the likelihood of a 1000 cockroaches being in the attic because of a person.
Just not a living one.
So, maybe this one of those paradox thingys?
No, it's before and after.
Person. It’s easier to seal up the hole they are getting in through.
And people can be reasoned with. It's likely just someone seeking shelter. I've been there in the past when I was homeless.
you were living in someone's attic?
I was homeless. I did however also spend a few nights in an apartment complex' attic since the door wasn't properly locked
1000 roaches
Legally speaking, it's a lot easier to kill roaches than a person
I'll take the person. I lived with roaches in the past. Were impossible to get rid of and would keep destroying stuff including electronics. Not to mention the SOUND at night. Those 1000 roaches will also rapidly multiply to be way more.
I'm glad to be out of that place. In the person case I am sure I could either reason with them (If they're living in my attic out if necessity) or have the authorities involved (If they're a danger to me).
An easier (but more time consuming way) to get rid of roaches is with bait, not spray. Use spray only in areas you absolutely don't want them to touch, because they know it's bad and just avoid it. Use little amounts of bait everywhere else. Then you wait, and wait, and slowly they die and don't come back.
Tried that. The issue is when the neighborhood is infested. They just come back again and again. Im glad to be out of that hell.
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Person, definitely. I can call the cops on a person, and keep my distance until they respond. 1000 roaches means.... fuck I don't even KNOW what it takes to tackle a roach infestation that big, but it's probably thousands of dollars and dozens of hours of labor.
What’s crazy is 1000 roaches isn’t actually a crazy big infestation
If you can see 1000 roaches... You basically have roaches for walls...
Seeing that many is a sign of a massive infestation that will probably get your home condemned.
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You know what can deal with both situations effectively? Flamethrower.
Even though I'm in an apartment and there's no attic, a human. Dead or alive, it'd be about 3,000,000 times quicker to get rid of a single person than pests.
It's easier to get rid of a single person, but murdering a human is a crime in most countries.
What are they gonna do? Call the attic police?
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My ex-partner and I lived in their grandfather's house for a little while after he passed away. There were places we were not allowed like one storage room and the attic. We would often hear a radio come on in the attic and go off at various times and the occasional loud thump, and most weird was almost like sobbing, but we assumed it must be the old radio plugged in up there. Also every now and then his dad would "need to get into the attic" for no reason. The only access was on the outside of the roof through a trap door that was padlocked. My ex's birth certificate had an discrepancy on it that he had 3 siblings even though he only had 2. His mom said they just made a mistake, but he was 90% sure that his hidden sibling was living in that attic. I used to think it was a running joke, but looking back I think he was at least a little serious and I don't put it past his parents. They were completely insane and I'm glad he hasn't had contact with them in years (we're still friends). So roaches, def, roaches. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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A person, no hesitation
Probably just an easier to deal with situation
You're under the guise that somebody's going to actually get picked up for trespassing in your house and is going to end up seeing some possible jail time so that you won't have to worry about them but if they're actually having a mental health issue the local police departments will usually just cut them loose pretty quickly so they'll be back out on the street and probably back in your attic befor the end of the day....
No, I'm under the guise people have kneecaps, and I own a framing hammer.
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Only 1000 roaches? That's a lot lower than what I would actually expect to find.
1000, that you can see.
"finding" 1 person is probably 1 person total
"Finding" 1000 roaches? Buckle up
I'd definitely have roaches over termites.
My first choice was find a person living there...but what kind of person would I find? People come in many varieties, whereas roaches are predictable. The kind of person that would break in to live in your attic might not be the best kind...eh I'll still take my chances.
The kind of person to break into your attic is honestly likely just someone looking for shelter. Statistically there's more drifters and squatters than dangerous people
I live in an attic myself, so ... define "find"?
Poison works on both but only one of them runs a chance of coming back without you knowing.
100% a person. Someone would be shot alright, it won't be me and that'll be easier to deal with than the roaches. A phone call to the coroner and $5 worth of peroxide and bleach (along with maybe $10 of 5.56 or $5 of 9mm) is much easier than having to book a hotel that takes cats, move me and my cats, and pay a guy to poison my house, and trash or move all food outside the fridge (I assume, because poison), and the catbox, etc. And it's not just the 1000, if there's 1000 visible, there's way more.
Yes, because the trama of killing another human being is definitely fine and something you just get over with.
Also why are we assuming that the attic person is aggressive? Maybe they just need a place to stay.
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If someone is living in your attic you don't think they have already figured out what you are armed with and are more prepared than you?
I'd take the person over the roaches too, but a person living in your attic has a knowledge advantage AND knows where you keep your weapons.
My attic is a dark, cramped space with no windows and a ton of insulation. What kind of attic do you have where someone living up there can see and hear everything that happens in the main living space?
Or rather, what have you done to think that someone with a complete dossier on you has resorted to occupying your attic in order to get the jump on you?
These days if you find someone living in your attic then it's most likely a drifter looking for shelter. Better to find a man down on his luck than a large colony of pests.
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Can't kill a human without repercussions, but everyone understands straight up murdering roaches.
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