Wow, so true. Hair and all
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It's more likely to be the other way around
I hate JavaScript.
But javascript loves you undefined
Why does it have this name though? Was it a java framework or something at some point?
It was partly marketing, part to appease Sun Microsystems at the time, whose Java Applet product were supposed to be the true unifying web platform. Having a built-in scripting language in the browser annoyed a great many important people, who felt it undercut the importance of Java. Calling it Javascript gave the illusion that it was a smaller subset of Java, (even though it clearly isn't), while also benefiting from the more recognizable/marketable name 'Java', which was the new hottness.
I actually had a boss who thought they could let me do java at work (can't in house executables were a "security risk" according to corprate) but he ended up making me do javascript, which I don't know. I got very frustrated trying to get him to understand JS isn't java and now because of JS's weird behaviors I can't actually do the thing he wants so easily.
It was initially called "LiveScript", but since Java applets were really popular at the time of its creation, they went with "JavaScript" instead to get attention.
I didn't know this, Livescript is a waaaayyyyy better name for it. One more reason to hate Java applets I guess
ActiveX >>> Java applets. This comment brought to you by the year 1997.