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[+] 90 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 72 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago*

    Whiskered for her pleasure.

    Edit: I’m so sorry

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  • [–] 57 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    Step femboy, what are you doing?

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.

    いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like "nice".

    The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like "I understand".

    And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.

    I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    Evidently take your phone out and post a meme about it.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    What does baddie mean in this context?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago*

    in the 1600s the adverb "bad" went from meaning "incorrect" to being an intensifier - "they wanted that badly" (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

    This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as "badass" or "baddie", understanding subconsciously that is implied that it's an extender of wanting/liking something "a lot" ("badly").

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you're about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?

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  • [+] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Ask if she's got a cinnamoroll one

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    100% chance she put a pin through those.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Ask if they're snug fit. I'm long and thin, like a pencil.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Let's do it to it.

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    Ask if she wants the second one. If we're going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.

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  • [+] -13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Why would she have the condoms?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Because some guys try to use the "oops I didn't bring any condom" to try and rawdog it.

    If it's a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it's a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why wouldn't she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

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  • [+] -6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    How would she know what size of condition to have

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