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[-] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago

I need that "my ancestor" shirt.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago

Yeah the future looks pretty fucking cool. Free birth control? Drugs and sex? Leather jackets?? Hell yeah

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I want the shirt that promotes the concept of Drugs (and also pirates?)

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Guy looks straight out of the old mad max movies

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

My first thought

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago

Ok, but that "my ancestor" is shirt is actually sick and I'd wear it

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I swear ive seen this exact same post with this exact same comment

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Last time I saw this post it was on infinity for Reddit

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Somehow free birth control and sexual orientation counseling are supposed to be bad?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, enjoying sex is bad. God gave you those nerve endings but doesn't want you to use them because logic.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They got the guns right, I guess. But hey, Jesus apparently likes those... isn't that what the so-called god-fearing christians are preaching these days?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, but you see the "christians" only need the guns because they have guns, whoever the they is at this point in time

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ironically, I can more easily see the kid in the second panel holding a rifle. He grew up to be this:

Mark and Patricia McCloskey touting guns

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

For whatever reason I can't stop seeing her as James Bond from an alternate universe where he's actually a crackhead woman where guys never want to sleep with her but she tries anyway. She takes her martini shaken and stirred on the crack rocks.

Also, horrendous trigger discipline and I don't even use guns lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It's actually really good trigger discipline, if you're trying to kill someone. Which, let's be honest, she probably hoped she could.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is Mad Magazine. In the 1990s.

It's from one of their longest running segments, "The Lighter Side of"

Everyone reacting here is hilarious

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I’ve seen Chick Tracts that look basically indistinguishable from this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Probably because it's from another religious tract called "Truth for Youth".

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't recall Mad Magazine including Bible quotes:

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If this is the case, I apologize profoundly for my earlier comment. I'm from Europe and have the impression that even the most absurd things are quite possible in the USA.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Honestly, Chick Tracts aren't terribly far off from this. They're insane fearmongering nonsense

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They completely are (the absurd things, that is. It sucks here, sometimes).

Mad/Cracked/Crazy/Sick/Trash are all similar publications that took extreme satirical takes like this throughout the 60s-90s, though they were all dead by the time the mid 2000s came around, with the exception of Mad, which would cease monthly publication not long after.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I can vaguely remember Mad Magazine. We had that too, but I'm not sure what content it actually covered. My much older cousins subscribed to it at the time, but I can only dimly remember spy-vs-spy comic strips.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

How about the fold-ins! Those were great!

The page would have a Where's Waldo looking scene, and when you folded it in half, you saw the secret image which was usually the punchline to a joke.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Why /nottheonion is a thing

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Looks like a Chick Tract. These have always been ludicrous. In fact they had one about Dungeons and Dragons, which got a movie adaptation (by folks that were almost certainly taking the piss), which has a "review" by JonTron.

https://youtu.be/subQrEPKytA?si=Qu34rZnkYMLLAWjV

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I have to watch this. Thanks for the link!

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The conservatives were right, but it’s them holding the guns.

The signs should read “No Birth Control” and “CIS sexual orientation only” and it would have to be the Right Wingnuts holding the guns, that’s their thing making sure more guns get into schools somehow. The monkey shirt would be worn as mockery. The drugs shirt would have to be “We love meth and Oxy!” considering how much that stuff is favored among the poorer conservative areas.

And the Bible panel is just bullshit. The kid is ranting about LBGTQ kids and how they’re all going to hell because the Bible says so.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

They won't even say "cis" since that's an implicit acknowledgement of "trans." The sign would surely say "conversion therapy."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I like your idea better. You’re right.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I have a LARGE collection of chick tracts. Which are full of nonsense like this. It would be hilarious, except people actually believe that shit.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I can believe a book of this size could be dangerous. What an absolute unit of a Bible, that thing is half the height of that teenager.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The only bad thing in the comic are the weapons really which in my experience at least the fundamentalist seem to love.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Strangely the cop isn't armed. How's he going to shoot anyone's dog?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

They love to pretend they are persecuted. Usually to justify their own shit

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

dude was rocking a neck tattoo and brow piercings. he was way ahead of the curve.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Who's banning books?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Im almost positive I saw this in a MAD magazine when I was a kid?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They were correct. In the future a nose ring is still likely to be confused with a booger.

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