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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

No more England please. Signed, An English Person

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Soul not hole!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can still go to Ireland passport free

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Bye bye England!!!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Definitly no more England!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well goodbye England I guess

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We were some horrible bastards back in the day.

It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What country’s next, the Netherlands?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nederland, Europe's largest dry dock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What has England done? Am Iissing something?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its England, that should clear things up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Np always here to try and help where i can