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england rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago

I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

No more England please. Signed, An English Person

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

what happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Soul not hole!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

No problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.

... oh, nevermind.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He can still go to Ireland passport free

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

She, though you're not wrong. ROI still tends to be a dangerous place w/ its anti-british sentiment.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Bye bye England!!!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Definitly no more England!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Well goodbye England I guess

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

One doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...

Tough choice 🤔

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Wow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

the rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3

england can shove off

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

We were some horrible bastards back in the day.

It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What country’s next, the Netherlands?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Just give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Nederland, Europe's largest dry dock.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Well yeah, you have Sjoerd Groeskamp, the guy who designed a 160km dam between France and England and a 475km one between Scotland and Norway to protect everything from Norway to the Netherlands against rising sea levels. You win this time, Netherlander.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What has England done? Am Iissing something?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Its England, that should clear things up

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Np always here to try and help where i can

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