This is an absolute win lol
Homie just figured out how to go Saiyan
It would be more dignified to just do meth
now I have to ask if you can boof meth
oh sweetie
you think we could convince a local news station somewhere to cover this and get them to say 'booty bumping' on the air?
We could only strive to one day post something this excellent here.
Having tasted energy drinks, I'd rather bottom it as well.
I can't wait to see the Whang video on this guy.
who among us
amogus
WHY DID YOU GO OUTSIDE TO DO THIS!?
I don't want to be judgmental, but if you have a backyard it seems you also have a house for this very indoors activity!
he has never so much as stuck a finger in his hole.
he was worried he might accidentally press the explosive diarrhea button and make a mess on the carpet.
The Winnie emoji was the final nail to the coffin for me while reading this aloud.
"I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now"
He did this in his backyard
i'm gonna give this a shot actually
accurate user name
:bjork-debut:
Based
Sometimes dudes rock real hard
they've successfully passed this turing test
Reddit has become 4chan.
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