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Seems legit. I never knew you could just do limited versions. So like:
I was watching Chris Christie on stage in the GOP debate being the sensible person. What the actual F....
special military operation
Every day will be day one
ha, tomorrow you can have democracy. Too bad tomorrow is always a day away.
It's like Groundhog Day but not funny.
Oh that would be a great 3rd movie.
He will abolish the calendar.
Just like every week was infrastructure week.
In an unrelated note, Trump embraces Amazon's "It's always day 1 culture"
Come on guys, don't you trust him? He seems like such a trustworthy fella.
He just needs to get a quick Night of the long Knives in and then he'll totally stop being a dictator.
He who has the best words meant
From the first first day
He was actually referring to a Venus day