I think little Timmy would notice a 60lb CRT behemoth in his little plastic pumpkin......

We used to get even worse propaganda in the 80s.

One house would give out creationist pamphlets with comics about evolved monkeys and Christian bullshit.

The problem was they were in the same area as one of the full sized candy bar houses, and we could never remember which was which, so they got us multiple years.

CRT? Like the televisions? If so then yes please give me one ASAP.

If somebody slips in the Epstein Files, then by all means.

Cathode ray tubes? Someone help out a non-American

I’m glad pretty much every other comment interpreted CRT the way I did. Getting one of those from trick or treating would be the ultimate haul.

I found a satanic trans-furry republican in my kids candy. It looked me in the eyes and said “eat a queer fetus for Jesus”

Thanks J’Biden

Cathode Ray Tubes?

My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.

That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor

GIVE

I wouldn't mind a CRT TV

Or RAM.

I remember my mom going through my candy looking for razor blades or whatever.

We also had to keep our animals inside because they might be stolen for satanic rituals.

Liars! They keep promising cool stuff in Halloween candy, but all I ever get is candy!! >:(

God damn Trinitrons. Get your own tree fiddy.

In the 70s, it just wasn't Hallowe'en if you didn't get a Chick tract in your candy haul.