Her picture is.. they’re quite generous..

No ai will ever come up with this which proofs that we are still the superior species!

Feels like slop and there's no associated news story

This was a weird episode of Hot Ones.

They looked at me first

Would it hurt any more than it usually does after eating it normally? 🤔

I can fix her

Sounds like a pain in the ass

She took the expression, "spice things up in the bedroom" literally.

I'm really more of a Valentina enema person.

I can fix her…but is she really even broken?

I need to see the tits that were cheated with to make a fair judgement call on the (in-/) sanity of all parties involved.

This isn't a shitpost, it's a spicypost

Strangely enough...it brought them back together. /s

I have to pay extra for that ... :(

This might not be real, but that look of no regrets on her face certainly is.

Some die of thirst while others drown.

But surely she was just helping condition his anus to better withstand the heat coming out after lovingly preparing a concoction of his favourite chili?

Someone prepped for the photo before the crime

Not my kink… well, not not my kink…

Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)

Congratulations on being able to do this? I can't image how this would be possible without him noticing

polite applause

For some people, even habanero sauce is a spicy sauce..