this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Tom Paris made lieutenant, was busted back to ensign, and then promoted to lieutenant again while Harry stayed an ensign.

Clearly we can infer that off screen, he was an absolutely miserable excuse for Starfleet.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

But we know the reason: according to Insaneway there always has to be an ensign on the bridge.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, although when he got back to Earth, they made up for it by making him fleet admiral.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

No, he was Starfleet's only fleet ensign.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Except by the Delaney sisters.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

From now on I'll always see Kim, when i encounter the original in some meme

It's so good

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Becky busted her hump to make lieutenant!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, don't mock that little hunchback

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't it Picard Day on the ship? Those are pips they stole offa their parents' uniforms so they could wear them to show subservience.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just made me realize I lack the photoshop skills to make my true meme calling, cooking with Neelix

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got you, here's Cooking With Neelix:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I really miss those very solid videos from The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The captain have them his pips. One for each boy and two to the girl. Iirc.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to imagine there are starfleet scouts with bullshit merit pips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or perhaps the rank of their parents for some reason

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait did you photoshop a pip onto the meme template? Lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he also photoshopped Harry's face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's a lie and you know it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Harry Kim died for our sins. More than once.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you sure these kids wern't just enjoying some delicious replicated corn? Are we sure harry wasn't?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I literally just saw this episode. God I love this community.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe that's why he didn't win the science fair?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Field commission. Those never hold up on inquiry.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Chakotay was field commissioned as a commander and made captain within 5 years of Voyager’s return.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Well, at least he made Captain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ensign pip on Kim is 😚🤌