"Alright Angels, urine for some stinkin' fun today!" -Charlie, probably

I put powdered urine in my urine to get more urine per urine.

Ancient problems require ancient solutions.

Elitist!

thats a bit big-brained for us urine angels 💦 😇

If you're a bird it's really both.

Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif

I'm fairly certain it's a base, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I'm not saying you're wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.

Honestly, if you get athelete's foot, piss on your feet in the shower.

More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.

Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.

And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.

But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete's foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.

If it's acid/salt that helps with a zit I'd rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar

It was used to tan leather, too.

Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.

Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.

There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn't shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.

The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby's crib so his wife wouldn't find it. And that's basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.

This news put a smile on my face.