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[–] 75 points 1 day ago (6 children)

He also wrote Brazil (with a z) instead of Brasil (with an s, the correct way in Portuguese) and called it Estados Unidos do Brazil (United States of Brazil) instead of República Federativa do Brasil (Federative Republic of Brazil), he loves that American boot

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Like I just can't wrap my head around wanting to sell out THAT badly to the americans. Like they are outside of the imperial core, they can see without propaganda how the USA really is, and yet they still want that. whywhywhywhywhy

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  • [–] 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I imagine it's pretty good for you personally if you are the one selling out the country

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  • [–] 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    second-plane "Sir, a second Juan Guaido has hit Latin America"

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  • [–] 43 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Ah the guaido school of just saying you won

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  • [–] 26 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    fuck it, I'm the president of Brazil too

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  • [–] 12 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

    Oh yeah? Well I've decided I'm the queen of Brazil so now you answer to me catgirl-smug

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

    Can I be governor general of Brazil?

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

    Bring me a currently undocumented type of mushroom and you've got the job

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  • [–] 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    No problem I can't identify any of them anyway

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  • [–] 45 points 1 day ago

    I declare myself the rightful owner of all Bolsonaro’s Florida properties

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  • [–] 35 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    After much thought and consideration, I support this

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago

    Can't wait to read about Brazil's decent into "authoritarian rule" and the danger Lula poses to democracy and free speech in Brazil.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Can’t wait for the first cabinet meeting at the Four Seasons Miami conference room

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Hey people wtf, stop this psychosis? He already changed his mind, now he calls himself a (Supreme) Brazilian Leader.

    Rumor has it, that it was Rubio's lapsus calami, there might be a 3rd edition, any time soon.

    Presidential mug shot :

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago

    Nature is healing, I feel so much better knowing that we have again returned to the age of a fugitive Bolsonaro hiding from the Brazilian government in Miami.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago*

    Wow, he's just usurping that from Bolsonaro the Elder? He can still win if you vote for him

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    You can just go online and say stuff

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  • [–] 33 points 1 day ago

    the world when a hypercane washes away miami into the warm embrace of atlantic ocean fubuki-heh

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Jesus Christ, Trump is going to bomb the favelas and assassinate Lula, isn't he?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 day ago

    As is tradition.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago*

    :flavio: I consent bolso-pain I consent guaido I don't!

    Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

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    Imagine lula sending in the seals to capture him and bring him back home for justice. You'd have 80 year old crackers from the villages holed up out front his compound with technical golf carts.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago

    the creme de la creme is "from US"

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago

    This song sucked the first time it came out, they aren't even trying to remix it

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Breaking news, Orange Ninnyhammer is going to throw celebration party on Honeymoon Island but he only invited fascist's daughters... Pintou a clima

    Don't give voice to fascists!

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