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[–] [email protected] 95 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It wouldn’t be a Tumblr screenshot without also showing some other person reacting to the actual content.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

And their reaction didn’t even add anything to it. Could have been cropped out completely and only made it better.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is my new favorite comment.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Nonono, this is their favourite post in all the lands. It's not like they are indecent and often call other posts "their favourite post"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

Hi billy mays here. Do you struggle with getting it up? Try our new product stiffer.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

I am a guy and I think this is great.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But wait! There's morrrrre!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stop. I can only get so erect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

You're going to love my nuts...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If only it worked like that.. Unfortunately the stigma is far greater on the first victim's side, the response would lightly graze the asshole's reputation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

if a guy claims he slept with someone but they deny it, is anyone really just going to take the guy for his word?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Completely depends on the girl.

If she's considered to be of loose morals, people will believe the guy. If she's the teacher's pet and goes to Sunday services, she's getting the benefit of the doubt.

I spent 15 years working with high school boys. This is how it played out every time with few exceptions. We saw it multiple times per year. Society might evolve but the locker room moves a lot slower. We kept focusing on respecting each other, consent and keeping your yap shut when you've done something private with a consenting partner to respect privacy. Kids don't listen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

it's human nature to believe what they hear first, this is sadly true

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Billy Mays infomercial

I feel attacked right now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

You're not alone.

If it ain't Zorbeez, I can't bust. What else has the power to absorb this much?!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is pure genius and not only I aprove of it, I will actively spread it.

A true gentleman does not talk about favours granted.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

FlexSeal spray on condoms. Put on a few extra coats to give it a little more girth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

spray on condoms are a thing that's actually been worked on

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why not a small vat that you dip your erection in and in solidifies around the penis fairly quickly?

Imagine making sure that you lay enough coats of the spray-on with proper coverage to ensure that you actually are able to protect each other.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

idk I'm not a dick scientist

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Like captain planet, or something..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

this is genius

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Best would be "he wanted to have sex but when he warned me about his micropenis I was uncomfortable with the girth, it was too big for my tiny vagina."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can we not shame people for things beyond their control or choices?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (4 children)

They chose to start the rumor

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Cool so if anyone does me wrong I can body shame them, got it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Doesn't really matter for those that actually suffer and have body issues to get reminded that their condition is seen as something that devalues that value as a partner though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

That's true, so that's the thing you could shame them for per my request.

Plus, there are so many more creative ways to insult someone than making fun of their body! Like you chose to reply without any critical thinking or reading comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I think they mean using a characteristic that some people gave as an insult to someone else. It's unfair to mock someone else by using a characteristic that someone else has, which they cannot control (in this case, an aspect of their body shape, like a micro penis). The same can be said of insulting someone by calling them "retarded", for example. It's always demeaning to the person who has that characteristic, when it is used as an insult toward another person.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Like a can of tuna.

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