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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (6 children)

When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Whatever it may be, I think they won't leave

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

not quite sure,
i always thought, it was more of a grassroots movement

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Must have got root access

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

it's the mycelium actually

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Woodn't you like to know?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It started as a grassroot movement

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine wasting groundwater all winter.

- deciduous gang

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

"HEY. FUCK YOU." -Coniferous gang

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Conifer deez nuts

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

imagine being the same boring green all year

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

this comment was paid by the deciduous gang

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Virgin deciduous vs. Chad coniferous

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why not both?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Trans trees are trees.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Now I feel the desire to watch some education videos on the larch

https://piped.video/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Evergreen never change their underwear

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Cries in Tamarack.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Ahahah😂. I dunno why this shit is cracking me tf up😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It's the shorter day, akshually

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert

Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?

My wife: EVER... GREEN. Ffs they're coniferous

Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Ah I see your confusion, Evergreen's get stuck in canals, coniferous are the ones that get stuck with their leafs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

How treecist. 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Bitch, am I invisible?!"

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I think "imagine" could take the top spot from "well ackshually..." as the cringiest way to start a sentence.