Ngl the 36 was already too long

Edit : They cite China as a reference country alright I'm on board

I did the 240 question quiz, found out I'm a communist

SMH slandering me by comparing me to Trotsky is uncalled for...

In all seriousness, I'm an ML, with respect for MZT and XJT. I think the quiz completely fucked the national question, making it hard to pick essentially the right of nations to self-determination while retaining a mostly unitary system of governance. Also no sense of context for what stage in development we are at, of course I support full collectivization but the path to that requires assessing the real status of the productive forces, etc.

Also, if I was, say, a juche socialist, it would require me to answer as though I live in the DPRK today. They remove the specific context that leads to different decision-making in different countries at different times and pretend these are eternal. It's metaphysics.

Edit: looks like I got the high score on progressivism, considering it said I am more progressive than 100% of ideological profiles they have set up

I blame Jung for false dichotomies in personality quizzes

"Do you think your country should have a centralized leadership? Do you think local regions should have no influence in their government? OK, you're 50/50 federal/unitary."

"Do you think it's cool when leadership of the country switches every four years between two bourgeois parties that hate each other? Do you want a Monarch that rules until he dies of old age? OK, you're 50/50 democracy/authority."

"Do you think your country should defend itself? Do you think it should pre-emptively nuke the enemy? OK, you're 50/50 militarist/pacifist."

"Do you think multinational companies should own the natural resources? Do you think we should outlaw BYD to protect some domestic car brand?* OK, you're 50/50 protectionist/globalist." *These were literally the questions

Uh well the resczultscz are in

wtf, rude. also, Vermont, USA for some reason

whadda heck

My problem with these is that my answers differ radically depending on if we're talking about the US or a swag socialist state. I mostly answered supposing the former

Lmfao the test classifies Lenin and Stalin both as strongly unitary in government and against federalism. As a reminder, the first thing the Bolsheviks did after the October revolution was to grant the unilateral right of self-secession to all peoples of the former Russian empire, being the first leader in history to approve such a policy as far as I know. Stalin got to fame among the Bolsheviks with his writings on the national question where he defended the right to self determinations, and was the first Comissar of Nationalities in the RSFSR (the state before the USSR). During Stalin, the main form of access to arts, culture and entertainment was through cooperative houses of culture (of which there were already 100k towards his death), in which people enjoyed those aspects of life in the local language.

I lasted all 240 questions, but now the entire room drips with concentrated liberalism pouring off the questions. I have enough liberalism for today, i gonna go touch grass and read some Stalin.

I think the results are skewed because they're so often phrased as "your country." My answers would be very different if I lived in a nation that was actually benevolent instead of

I got anarcho-syndicalist though so not too far off I guess.

Okay fuck it I made my own and now I have officially wasted too much time on this bullshit >w<

Never beating the lib allegations😔😔😔

We think both trans ppl and immigrants are ppl so thats abt right

In the short quiz we were somehow more progressive than 100% of ideologies

We just put "it depends" for like all the trade questions since. It depends

You guys are allowed to kill me, I won't complain.

Dear god

Although I selected neutral on what felt like 50% of the questions so idk. But you are right I do hate the writer of this, maybe just because they showed the truth I didn't want to admit

I only did the 60 questions cuz I already know my political position. But the quiz got it 100% right.

Also you should have put this in the main comm

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Gonna start posting this at Khrushchevites like "WE AGREE!!!"

Damn y'all get to have your boutique handcrafted radical left ideologies and then they just give me

and I did the whole dang 240 questions too

am i really that boring?

The historical figure I am the closest to is Karl Marx, apparently. I believe that means I run this place now.

I put a lot of "it depends" lol

ERM, I got 99% morality

No but I got confused during the quiz, to I answer about some theoretical country within current material conditions or some idealist interpretation?

Also I got trotskyist, my life is so fucking over, I don't wanna sell newspapers. I'm a Menshevik somehow.

It also said I'm close politically to New York, yet a Marxist Socialist so I don't understand what this quiz is on ideologically

I took this one the other day because of the underzealots video on it, I only have a few screenshots saved from it and I know I got placed as a demsoc the first time I took it, and I got the more accurate plain socialist label the second time.

This question is very funny though, an entire party bureaucracy is the same as one man according to this quiz

Did I win?

My but for vibe coding is going off continuously whenever I look at this

ALso this quiz is fuckin horrible and unredeemable cuz it doesn't include Fruit Bat Socialism

I made it through the entire 240 questions but it didn't take long to figure out which ones are always going to be neutral (who I support between regional and national administration depends entirely on who's in control of them) and which ones will always be "strongly agree/disagree" (yes, immigrants and queer people do have rights, no, I don't want to go to war for the sake of whatever "the national interest" is supposed to mean).

I'm more progressive that 100% of ideologies and apparently the closest country to me ideologically is checks notes Wales??

I took the moderately short one cuz I only wanted to waste so much time >w<

Apparently I'm a 100% progressive Tito fangirl.

Idk Yugoslavia worked ok for a bit until it catastrophically didn't. Not sure "fraught confederation of distinct ethinic groups held together by one really effective guy" accurately represents my political positions lmao.

Also deeply sceptical that it's mapped engles and graeber as basically also agreeing with this, given the whole fundamentally different ideologies they have lmao.

Not sure why I need opinions on stuff like managing interests rates. Seems to depend heavily on the structure of the government no?

Correct i did want to murder the quiz writer immediately

Eco socialist here. Gotta up my authority values.

93% of ideologies lean less progressive

to be fair to you, those less progressive ideologies are all united by a vague frustration loosely identifiable as 'inchoate desire to see perverts i don't like destroyed by the state'

Last time I did this I was economically Pol Pot... But I was also only picking strong agree or strong disagree with almost every answer LMAO.

I love quizzes like this cuz its like a Jubilee video but you're blindfolded and u can tell one of the question-askers is just Hitler and another has blue hair

Balance! Nuance!!