I blame Jung for false dichotomies in personality quizzes
"Do you think your country should have a centralized leadership? Do you think local regions should have no influence in their government? OK, you're 50/50 federal/unitary."
"Do you think it's cool when leadership of the country switches every four years between two bourgeois parties that hate each other? Do you want a Monarch that rules until he dies of old age? OK, you're 50/50 democracy/authority."
"Do you think your country should defend itself? Do you think it should pre-emptively nuke the enemy? OK, you're 50/50 militarist/pacifist."
"Do you think multinational companies should own the natural resources? Do you think we should outlaw BYD to protect some domestic car brand?* OK, you're 50/50 protectionist/globalist." *These were literally the questions
Uh well the resczultscz are in

wtf, rude. also, Vermont, USA for some reason 
Ummm, that's. Concerning 