I got diarrhea yesterday so obviously it was Russian hybrid warfare

Yes, I'm sure none of this has anything to do with the many actual wars

Anything except being held responsible for the consequences of their actions.

RUSSIA IS MOVING DIFFERENT

INFINITE MULTIDIMENSIONAL SHADOW WARS AGAINST THE WEST

RUSSIA IS WAGING WAR AGAINST US ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE

How russia is moving according to lib Eurocrats

People these days haven't even seen the important series of documentaries, the "Red Alert" series. They talk about this, those dastardly Russians will do anything, even going back in time to kill Einstein, just to win!

Russia playing Stellaris 2 over here

Well, if I ever start up that band I came up with (Hammer and Sicko), i got a perfect album name

So your own people don't have any will of their own and are just pawns of "belligerent" governments. Maybe swap them with the revolutionaries trapped in those countries?

The war is happening in 4 dimensions: length, width, depth, and time!

I've got soul, but I'm not a multi-dimensional shadow soldier.

...

I just need about 50 more XP and invest some skill points into multi-dimensional tactics.

Jesse Faden to her brother at the start of Control Resonant:

Rarely do I chortle but

I really hate to share a tiktok video, but I'm gonna do it anyways:
https://www.tiktok.com/@dougbaldwin31/video/7649229946346278157

Blame Yugopnik for showing this on his twitch channel while I was watching.

industria was a documentary!

Keep that chud bookmarked for when the people of russia rise up