Old Mexico it is then.

New Mexico should encourage trump to release the Epstein files.

At least he’s renaming shit in his own country now. How do y’all like it? Fucking “Lake America” and “Gulf of America”. Surprised he’s “asking” instead of just decreeing like everything else. I’m sure we’re days away from his insistence. Then New York can become “Trump City”.

I think it should be renamed, but to a Spanish name. I propose Matatrumpo.

The world calls on him to attach the prefix “the late” to his name

This is stupid. Obviously just a distraction. But, could you even imagine how much that would cost?

Every piece of letterhead, every sign, maps, state issued ID, etc. It would be an insane cost for the whim of some guy that shits his pants daily.

Oh good I’m sure this will help the rising prices of everything, end the war in Ukraine, Iran and genocide in Palestine, and give everyone affordable housing and healthcare. Hey America are we tired yet of all this winning?

New South America!

We would, but it's south america so nobody gives a shit.

Wait until he learns that York is a town in the UK

Can we please, as a society, stop pretending this guy is not dumb as a sack of pig shit?

This asshole is doing anything but trying to even attempt to look like he's helping the American people.

Wasn’t this an Onion article just a few months ago?

The only renaming that needs to happen is from White House to Shite House.

Just like waving a rattle in front of a baby.

Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.

Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:

• New York - New North America
• New Hampshire - New North North America
• New Jersey - New North East America
• Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
• New York City - New North America City, District of America
• Virginia (named for Br*tain's Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
• North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain's King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
• Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the "flower" of Trump's eye)
• Mar-a-lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") - Melania (so people start calling it "Melania Face" when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)

And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)

EDIT: my buddy, who's an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
"Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations"
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)

There must be some new criminal bullshit he’s up to.. enjoy the distraction everyone!

Why is he still alive?

Wait until he learns about Amerigo Vespucci.