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[–] 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.

Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:

  • New York - New North America
  • New Hampshire - New North North America
  • New Jersey - New North East America
  • Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
  • New York City - New North America City, District of America
  • Virginia (named for Br*tain's Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
  • North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain's King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
  • Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the "flower" of Trump's eye)
  • Mar-a-lago (Spanish for "sea to lake") - Melania (so people start calling it "Melania Face" when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)

And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)

EDIT: my buddy, who's an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
"Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations"
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)

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