You can shit in the sink too.

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[–] 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)
  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Peak efficiency: piss on your mango

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    [–] 5 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I don't understand where all of the dirty dishes are coming from when you're eating your mangos in the shower?

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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago
    [–] 6 points 3 days ago

    Piss in the shower

    • Makes the mango taste better
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  • [–] 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Got it, so I should have breakfast in the shower, brush my teeth after, clean myself while pissing on the dirty dishes that I'm about to wash, and finally wash my dishes in the shower? Anything else I'm missing?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago*

    Let hot poop sit for a few minutes on the hard-to-remove caked-on food to loosen it up a bit before peeing on them. Consume plenty of shower water while soaking so your pee comes out like a pressure washer,

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